nah. it was good, but the best one ever was when
someone started the rumor that MTV was coming to
do a concert thingy in Center Camp all week. but
perhaps I've become jaded....
Re: SBS Consolidated - A Playa Services Company
Just Scotto's annual April Fool's
greeting...he's good...he even tricked the BMORG
This was a good one! He did a good job making
that website look read. A lot of folks fell for
it. But that means a lot of you really really
care about burner culture and don't want to see
it exploited. Very cool!
Happy April Fools day ya'll!
Looks OK, But I still
prefer to do all of my playa shopping at
Is this a joke? I mean, whatever happened to "Safety Third"?
THAT is fuckin' hilarious!!!!!
nicely done Scotto! : )
Thank you, thank you, thank you! - Will you be
Good job! Wishing you a great April Fools Day!
WOW, you put a lot of work in to this one :)
Thanks, I've been looking forward to it :)
Scotto, You f ing ROCK.
Scotto has again proven the strength and
brilliance of Arizona ingenuity. Having far too
much spare time, Scotto earns our appreciation
for his commercial excellence: brisk marketing
techniques and compelling graphics. As CEO of
his company, Scotto has, of course, complied
with S.E.C. requirements forbidding the mention
of stock sales in standard advertising
Playa participants and other speculators seeking
investment opportunities with this year's
exciting market scorcher, SBS, Consolidated
(NYSE: bscon)should please contact:
with the Burning Man Festival itself, past
performance does not guarantee future returns.
Give me a job. I can lift heavy things and drive
big trucks and build a giant blender to throw
used hippys in...
Nicely done! What can one say about perfection!
Can I send in my Resume - I want to be a crowd!
Scotto, too funny, you have way too much time on
your hands. That web site must have taken weeks
to put together. Well done. Thanks.
I hit it big on a slot machine in the men's room
of a Denny's on the way out of Reno ... I got
crazy money to invest, dude!!
Good one Scotto. Happy April Fools.
I don’t got no résumé, But I do have a big red
nose and the desire to wear it. Interested??
If you're the person who created SBS
Consolidated, well, hats off to you! How very,
very clever. I don't recall being so puzzled. I
laughed and laughed (after feeling sheepish
about not "getting" it without a clue) and then
forwarded it to others (who, I was happy to
learn, were also befuddled). Great work! Thanks
for a fine BMan project. (And I can't tell you
how relieved I am to know this is not real!)